Which NFL Teams Eat The Most Uncrustables? Broncos, Seahawks Top The List

We’ve all heard of or even indulged in Uncrustables in our lifetimes. The sealed, crustless, peanut butter and jelly sandwich has been mass-produced in the United States since the mid-1990s, and has become a staple in elementary and middle schools thanks to its convenience.

According to a recent report by The Athletic, NFL teams are just as crazy about the little round snack as pre-teens are.

NFL Teams Eat At Least 80,000 Uncrustables Per Year

As the report showed, NFL teams “easily go through at least 80,000” Uncrustables per year. It was even broken down on a per-team basis, and there are some franchises that snack far harder than others, apparently.

The Broncos have the highest estimate in the NFL, consuming 700 Uncrustables a week 🤯

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Most Uncrustables Eaten (Per Week)

Denver Broncos — 700

Seattle Seahawks — 320

Jacksonville Jaguars — 315

Miami Dolphins — 300

Atlanta Falcons — 250

Pittsburgh Steelers — 225

Arizona Cardinals — 200

Minnesota Vikings — 200

Los Angeles Chargers — 200

Baltimore Ravens — 150

Broncos, Seahawks Lead The Uncrustable Craze

Denver Broncos — 7000 Uncrustables per week

Sean Payton came into the season with low expectations and a rookie quarterback but it appears the Denver coach might be on to something. The Broncos lead the league with the most Uncrustables eaten per week and have recovered from a slow start by winning five of their last six games.

Seattle Seahawks —- 320 Uncrustables per week

The Seahawks started off the season with plenty of jelly, as they jumped out to a 3-0 record in the early going. Their 320 Uncrustables eaten per week ranks second in the NFL, but they may want to increase their intake if they want to snap out of their current funk.

Jacksonville Jaguars —- 315 Uncrustables per week

The Jaguars have been one of the worst teams in the NFL so far this season, sitting at 2-6 nearly halfway through the regular season schedule. They rank third on the Uncrustable list, but just a slight uptick in their intake would move them up a spot. They are only 5 sandwiches behind the Seahawks, meaning that someone will have to step up their game in order to catch Seattle.

Miami Dolphins —- 300 Uncrustables per week

The speedy Miami Dolphins have been slowed significantly this season, and it could be from all of the snacking fatigue. Mike McDaniel and company rank 4th on the list of Uncrustsbles eaten, but their 2-5 record suggests that they’re stuck in the peanut butter.

Atlanta Falcons —- 250 Uncrustables per week

Rounding out the top-5 are the Atlanta Falcons, who may have found their magic elixir in the round snacking treat. Kirk Cousins and his friends eat about 250 Uncrustables per week, and they find themselves in first place in the NFC South with a 5-3 record.